Agent… Our worst fears have been realized… We’ve made first contact with an alien civilization, and they do not come in peace.  We’ve equipped your car with the LOOPHOLE APPARATUS, which uses energy to carve a path of pure entropy into the earth. Use it to draw a closed circle, and it will open a supercharged quantum loophole. Anything inside will be converted to pure energy. Agent… You are our last hope. Use the LOOPHOLE APPARATUS to liberate the city from the invasion.

We are all depending on you…